Wednesday, 22 April 2015

Writing game 1
Poem 5 min.
I am not a big fan
I would like this to get ban
My stuff is going to be read by other
I would much rather only be mother and father
I don’t have the best grammar
So it is not going to be a lot of glamour
So why Michael do we need to do this, why

But i need to try 
An ostrich

He was running. It came closer and closer. Right behind him. He couldn’t hear anything form the sound of his heart beating. He should never have gone to this god-forsaken land. Nothing good would ever amount from traveling to foreign countries, he thought. However, there were no time to ponder upon regrets, since he felt something snap at his running legs, and he tumbled to the ground. He quickly turned to face his attacker, and saw the largest ostrich, he had ever encountered.  He mumbled prayers, to both God, Jesus, Allah and that chubby person, the Hindus like. At this point salvation was welcome, no matter from where it came. He anticipated death, but the ostrich just looked at him. He held his breath. Then it just went away. He was on the ground, confused by this near death experience. To his own surprise, he had learned, that he was a godly man after all. 

writing 4

Farmer tired

Silent were pigs and dogs and
Silent never were pigs and dogs
Those pigs and dogs never silent were
Sang suddenly farmer the tired farmer
Dogs and pigs silent so oh silent
Farmer tired, the farmer suddenly sang

Write a poem in 5 minutes: exercise 1

Limerick

There once was a dog named Patty
He was cute, but kind of a fatty
He liked to eat food
Didn’t care if he looked good
Until one day he ate something crappy

Now write a poem including the backward sentences: Exercise 4
Level street below consciousness the keeping always.
Cloudy.
Smoke of veil the through seeing quite not.
Exposure.
Doze a in is Manhattan, minds their like just.

Invisible.

Writing game #1 – signe

Writing game #1

Do you know that feeling,
when you don’t know what to write?
But your teacher tells you to.
To write a poem
But a poem about what?
Its up to you
This is my poem

A poem with no meaning at all
It was match day, we were going to play against Juventus in the league. We had beat them 4-0 last time, if we won this match we would be back to number 1 in the league table. Our coach came in the dressing room to give us a motivational speech, he said "matches important in points dropping were we, smaller and smaller became gap the but league the in lead big a had we". Then the match started.
This child is not a normal child. It is a boy but that is not the weird thing because it is not weird to be a boy. The boy’s mind is backwards; he thinks backwards and speaks backwards. Some says that the boy has a problem with his brain. He is weird in other ways too. He says things that a boy who is 4 years old should not say, like: There ecosystems whole are there but, poisonous and hot was it because there organisms living any be to there expected never scientists. Nobody understood him when he said that in kindergarten but after some time we got it translated. The “real” sentence was:  Scientists never expected there to be any living organisms there because it was hot and poisonous, but there are whole ecosystems there. Nobody would expect that a little boy would say that. He does a lot of weird things and it is kind of funny to see him do it. It is also funny to hear what he says because it is hard to hear what he says. Sometimes he gets frustrated because we cannot understand him. One day I showed him some videos where Brian Nielsen was speaking and I said that at least you are not stupid.