Find a recipe and rewrite it into a different genre:

To make pancakes you need plain flour, milk and eggs

And be sure that there’s nothing wrong with your legs

Because pancakes can make you fat

And I’m sure that you don’t want to be that

So if you want to go out and get a tan

Use oil and not butter on your pan

Whish all your ingredient together in a big bowl

Bake them, eat them and realize that you’ve reached your goal