How to turn off your alarm

1. Hear your dialling tone.
2. Touch your screen.
3. Carry on sleeping.

Re-write a recipe #3

Once upon a time there was 250 beautiful and lovely gram of margarine. The 250 gram of margarine really wanted to become a queen, but was now just a princess. To be a queen, she first needed to find 400 gram of sugar. It was very hard to find the sugar, so the 250 gram of margarine got help from 5 friendly eggs. The 5 eggs were very helpful, and did found all of the sugar absolutely fast. When the tree different ingredients came close to each other, they all got mixed together. Now the margarine, the eggs and the sugar was dough. The next things the dough needed to find were 40 gram of cacao and 400 gram of flour. Luckily for the margarine the cacao and flour also wanted to be dough. So the cacao and the flour jumped in a sieve and got sieved into the dough. Some backing powder and 3 teaspoons of vanilla sugar walked hands in hands by the dough, and wanted to join. So they did with joy!

Now all the dough needed was 1 dl. of hot milk. The milk was not hard to find because it was more than ready to become a queen too. So after a few minutes on a burning hot burner, the milk jumped into the dough. After an hour in an 175 grades hot oven the dough lived happily ever after as a gorgeous queen cake.

Recipe to a different genre

There was once upon a time a Aloha Chicken Sandwich. It was one of the greatest sandwiches in the hole world, so he was going to be the king sandwich. Everybody wants to be like him, because he got chicken, less fat than a normal beef. But he also got some bacon, actually 3 slice of bacon together with soy sauce and a bit butter. He also got cheese, pineapple, tomatoes and iceberg lettuce. All this thing in the king sandwich made all the other jealous, that was so pretty damn amazing. So one night they sneak up to the castle and took one of his chicken slice.

The next morning when he woke up it only took 15 min. To get ready and normal i takes 20 min. He couldn't find what was missing, and the other sandwiches kept on  taking some of his things and in the end it was only the bread and one chicken. (no more time)''

Gæt selv genren 

Can you ever avoid the frying pan?

The oily, sticky surface beneath all of the spices

Cut into two pieces

Then it is ready to be served, always with a little too much lager-style beer on the side

Cause who wants the unsalted butter when you can get the salty sea?

Brushing your teeth perfectly

1.     You start by taking your toothbrush

2.     Then you put on toothpaste (enough to make it foamy) and a small dash of water

3.     Then you brush the part of the teeth that you bite with. You have to brush it backwards and forwards and remember to do it on the upper and lower teeth.

4.     Then you take the front of all your teeth. You have to make circles on them.

5.     When you think that you are done, start felling around on all of your teeth. Brush again if they aren’t slippery and feel clean.

6.     Then you have to brush the inner side and brush them until they feel slippery and clean.

7.     When you are finished, take out the toothpaste in the bathroom sink and flush your lips and around with water. Do not flush the teeth water!

8.     Flush the toothbrush with water.

I see a dog
Now it's gone

French fries recipe

Easy and fast french fries – all you need is:

• Potatoes
• Oil
• Salt

First we slice the potatoes into slices, they should all be the same size. When you have done that, oil the potatoes slices and salt them.

Now they are all oiled, then bake them in the oven for about 20 minutes in 200 degrees.

You can make these at home with your family or friends - hope this was helpful J